A request has been made that I post the content of my last note. So, here it is:
"Greetings, black 4-door Toyota, license plate no. &$%#@!*!
Today is picture day! I've taken three pictures. One of your license plate positioned over the yellow stencilled number four of my parking spot. The second is from the side showing your vehicle parked next to the permit parking only sign (not a very flattering angle for you, I'm afraid). And the last one is of your windshield, with this note under your wiper, also demonstrating that indeed you do NOT have a parking permit. I'm gonna share these with my management company. So the next time you park here? We can tow your a**, guilt-free. Pay for your own parking, PRINCESS."
So, yes, this note was a little more intimidating than my previous notes. But here's the thing. I didn't really take ANY photos of this car at all. This tactic was the result of my angry, hasty, and frustrated brainstorm to persuade this person to never park here again. Because ultimately? That's what I want.
Another thing, there's no indication that the driver of this car was either male or female. I just assume anyone who blatantly inconveniences others repeatedly as a result of their acknowledged failure to take responsibility for themselves is exactly that: a princess. So if you're a dude and that sounds like you, then guess what, dude? You're a princess. My four-year-old niece would love you. She has bed sheets with your face on them.